A couple of weeks ago, I went to consult a fortune teller with my friends, just for the heck of it. Of course it's just us joking about, but I have been so lost the last few months that I felt it was some way of reeling myself in.
My friends said Jupiter Ascending was a really bad movie, but I can't help but think they're exaggerating.
Two and a half years. It feels strange dipping into this blog that time forgot.
It's embarrassing, but I admit that Made in Chelsea got me hooked after just one episode.
They're wealthy, fashionable, obnoxious, stupid, have no idea how to act, but they are very entertaining in so many wrong ways!
Here's the scene that sealed the deal for me --
Binky: Fish give birth through their mouths, don't they?
Cheska & Ollie: No, no, darling.
Cheska: They have bumholes.
Ollie: Their bumholes? Your bumhole is not where it comes out! You're a woman, you should know that babies don't come out of your ass.
Cheska: No, but they come out a hole.