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Latest guilty pleasure: Made in Chelsea


It's embarrassing, but I admit that Made in Chelsea got me hooked after just one episode.

They're wealthy, fashionable, obnoxious, stupid, have no idea how to act, but they are very entertaining in so many wrong ways!

Here's the scene that sealed the deal for me --



Binky: Fish give birth through their mouths, don't they?
Cheska & Ollie: No, no, darling.
Cheska: They have bumholes.
Ollie: Their bumholes? Your bumhole is not where it comes out! You're a woman, you should know that babies don't come out of your ass.
Cheska: No, but they come out a hole.



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Do the "Claudine"


Starting now, that's how I'll say "throwing a tantrum."  I think it's funny that saying "Don't make me angry, or else I'll do a claudine on you!" or "Damnit, I got claudined."  rolls off the tongue pretty well. Hahaha.

It's the scandal of the week and everybody and their grandmothers are talking about it.  I want to put my 2 cents in too, but I'm not going to talk about the brawl itself, because we've had enough of that.

I want to talk about those damn bags -- it's what started this whole mess!

So apparently Cebu Pacific did not load a lot of the Santiago-Barretto group's bags into the Caticlan flight they boarded, because the plane is overweight (I'm guessing it's the group's fault because it's been reported they paid over Php 4,000 in excess), but that the bags were loaded into the next flight out of Kalibo.

Understandably, anyone will get upset upon learning that their bags didn't arrive at the airport with them.  However, that's the risk you take when flying on a plane -- the list of safety precautions airlines and airports have to adhere to is as long as the Great Wall of China.  You don't want your plane to just suddenly drop from the sky, now, do yah? 

But yes, it's very upsetting.  Take it from someone who arrives at NAIA only to find out my suitcases didn't make it home -- TWICE.  The first time my suitcases spent the night in Hong Kong.  Just last month, another airline left my suitcases overnight at Narita airport.  My sister told me "How come this thing always happens to you?!"

It really sucks when the family picks me up and I don't have the gifts I plan to give them, but stuff like this happen all the time.  You can't blame ground staff, blow up on them and threaten to have them fired -- it wasn't their call to make in the first place.  It was the job of airline staff from your departing airport to make sure your flight was safe and leaving on schedule.  If your bags are late, they can't load them.  If your bags make the plane overweight, they'll have to board another plane. It's pretty simple, really.

I guess being rich and famous gives you the excuse to act like a spoiled brat.  It's  just interesting that these celebrities take offense to somebody documenting their ill-behaviour, because as far as the public is concerned, their lives are fair game. 

If celebrities behave properly in public, there would be no fuss.


A lady does NOT get involved in anything like this. Seriously.
Let the men do the dirty work!


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Amy Winehouse Didn't Want to Sign Up For This

Amy Winehouse.  What a character, eh?

Although the cause of her death last Saturday is still unconfirmed, I doubt that anybody was surprised by the news.  She had been on self-destruct mode for goodness knows how long.  People weren't shocked... they were saddened. 

She's a very talented woman and like many other people who've got immense musical talent, she didn't have the strength to wrestle her demons.  Instead, she tried to escape them.  I'm certain it wasn't her intention, but by the time Amy Winehouse' body gave up, she unknowingly signed up for the infamous 27 Club -- the group of musicians who died at the very young age of 27.  The member list includes Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Kurt Cobain and many other high-profile names in music. 


 What a shame she had to die so young.  Was your life really so bad, Amy? I hope your tears really do dry on their own where you are now. 
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Megan Fox's Battle With Wrinkles

There's no denying that Megan Fox is beautiful.  Anyone who says otherwise needs to go have his or her eyes (or mind) checked.  Of course, some would say that her beauty is too good to be true, so the rumour mills have been busy and there are claim that the actress had used plastic surgery.  In an effort to disprove these accusations, she posted some photos via her Facebook page.




Very pretty, but also very made up for just a stinking webcam photo op.  Does she put all that make up on everyday? 





 
Oh, I see... She apparently doesn't use Botox, which explains those wrinkles that you get from brow furrowing.




 
Now, this is just HILARIOUS.  I have never seen forehead wrinkles like that!!  It looks like she pushed her forehead up with a finger... except the finger is missing!

Doctors claim those wrinkles are anatomically impossible and that the last image was photoshopped.  

What do you guys think?
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Lady Gaga and Her Green Armpits

So Lady Gaga's armpits are green.. It's hilarious!!!



They look stuck-on, but at least they match the hair on her head.  Colour-coordination to the highest level!! XD
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Marilyn Monroe's Dress: Worth Millions



I believe a lot of you have not seen the movie The Seven Year Itch, but I'm pretty sure that you are all familiar with this scene from that movie.

It's just so iconic.  It had put Marilyn Monroe in the forefront of modern pop culture.  It doesn't mean that she can act, but she is pretty darn sexy on top of that subway vent.

So can you believe that that dress had been sold to the tune of $5.6 MILLION?!  Flippin' amazing.

It was apparently part of actress Debbie Reynolds' collection of film costumes and props which, incidentally, included the Audrey Hepburn's dress during the horse race scene in My Fair Lady.  It makes me wonder of Reynolds had known long before that these dresses will be worth a fortune decades after the movies were first shown.

Maybe I should start looking for the original Darna costume of Vilma Santos... it might just be the investment of a lifetime. Hehehe.



Source

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Finally some bearable temperatures!

As some people would have known by now, I've arrived back in Manila last week.  Coming from a place that considers 19°C as tropical weather, baking in 30-33°C here all of last week was a definite shock to my system!

Thank goodness for the rain we've been getting for the last few days or I probably would die of dehydration.  I was gulping gallons of water like I could drink for the whole country and I had been annoyed for being unable to take my usual teas and coffees while working.  I was sweating like I'd been running a marathon and all my things were piping hot even if they were inside the house!

I keep looking at myself in the mirror and thought about how horrible I looked with all the gross sweat marks I'd been making on my shirts.  Thank goodness I didn't have to get out of the house for work or I wouldn't survive the embarrassment!

And because I want to convince myself it's human to sweat, here's a parade of sweaty celebrities! 


 I don't know whether to look at the sweaty pits or her highbeaming nipples.  G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.


She could've waved a little lower and we would be none the wiser.


So... Miranda Kerr only sweats a teensy-weensy bit.



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Jessica Simpson without makeup



As Marie Claire is no longer in circulation here in the Philippines, I was sort of disappointed that I couldn't catch the May 2010 issue. But then again, the I'm not sure if the local version would've used photos of Jessica Simpson without makeup on the cover. Nevertheless, I wanted to buy the magazine so that I could scrutinize every pore of her face on those apparently non-airbrushed photos.





It's amazing how some celebrities look so plain without makeup, isn't it? She looks like she's had a nose job.



This shot is nice, but she looks kind of manly for some reason. Very androgynous.



Hmmm... I think Jessica was trying to pull off a sexy pose here. It's not exactly working for me.



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Kylie Minogue strips off for breast cancer


Nobody knows how you get breast cancer, only that you have a higher risk of getting it if it's in your family history.


Kylie Minogue has been very lucky to survive it, which is why she posed for the Fashion Targets Breast Cancer campaign and stripped off all her clothes. She only had a sheet with the campaign logo to cover her up --



I say, she's still looking pretty hot at 41. I had squinted at this photo for a while to see if she had a mastectomy, but I can't tell. If my mother caught me, she would've thought I was a lesbo.



The campaign was also endorsed by Claudia Schiffer and Sienna Miller.





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Ricky Martin FINALLLY admits he's gay.


It is a sad day for women all over the world who lusted over Ricky Martin while listening to Livin' la Vida Loca or She Bangs.

After 10 years (f*ck, it's been that long???), the guy (ehem, the gay) finally admits he is homosexual. He was apparently inspired by the birth of his twin sons. Read about it here.

It wasn't entirely shocking, but I just thought it was a secret he was going to take to the grave. hahaha! There had been speculations about him even during the peak of his career. Us girls just didn't want to accept it.

Girls never win! If a guy is extremely good-looking, he is either a player or gay!

Now, how in the world did he get twin sons if he's gay? Maybe he got himself a baby mama, I have no clue.


I guess if Ricky Martin was truly an alpha male, I don't think he would've been caught doing these poses back in 2005 ---










Apparently, the other guy is his brother. Which makes the photos even more cringe-worthy.



Photo source: The Superficial


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Another cheater bites the dust



I blame Tiger Woods.



If it wasn't for his wandering dick and his practically endless string of whorish mistresses, I don't think Hollywood will be in such a buzz this week about Jesse James' (Sandra Bullock's husband) own extra-marital affairs.



The announcement for Sandra's triumph as Best Actress for The Blind Side at the Oscars has just started to warm up and this crappy news just had to ruin it for her. It hadn't even been two weeks!

The jerk cheated on Sandra with this pee-oh-ess (POS -- guess what it means) --



It's a walking graffiti lady!!!


I think the Tiger Woods scandal opened some kind of Pandora's Box and whores all over who have had affairs with celebrities or their partners are beginning to realize that they can earn extra by going public. This is so sad.




Sources:
Jesse James Apologizes To Sandra Bullock Following Infidelity Rumor
The Superficial

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She's like so whatever



In my last post, I mentioned about how
Avril Lavigne had changed her image from punk-skaterkid rockstar to fashionista rocker. The get-up was nice, but honestly, there wasn't much impact -- she just looked like a normal, sophisticated lady.

However, I would prefer that to how Courtney Love dresses --




It's just so wrong. Is it halloween this early in the year?! She looks like a hippy ghost!

Man, if I was a washed up rockstar (was she ever a rockstar to begin with?), I don't think dressing like that would get the attention you need. But I'm not a druggie nor a rockstar, so maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about.




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Avril Lavigne's new image



Exactly two years ago, Avril Lavigne looked like this --






If you had managed to watch the closing celebrations of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics just a couple of days ago, then you might be surprised that Avril had made an image change.




Very sophisticated, huh? I mean, damn, look at those killer stilettos! Move over, sk8trgirl. Hello hot mama. Hehe!




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The 6-pack you can't buy



The BF and I were driving along EDSA southbound one time, when we chanced upon that huge Century Corned Tuna billboard somewhere around the Boni MRT station. It was the huge banner with this photo of Derek Ramsay --







I gawked at it as we were driving past and I was counting his near-8 pack abs with a murmur.

Mildly irritated, The BF asked me "Since when did you care about a guy's abs?!"


I didn't used to, that was true. I couldn't care less about a guy's muscle tone before, as long as he looked (sort of) healthy and had broad shoulders. I just laughed off the question.



But if I had to tell him the truth, I would have told him...





"Once you go [Jacob] Black, you never go back."




LAWL!!! http://emo.huhiho.com




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Dakota Fanning's all grown up



Dakota Fanning
has bloomed right before our eyes, hasn't she? I still remember that the last movie I've seen her in was Uptown Girls with the late Brittany Murphy.






She was this tiny little thing with a very articulate tongue. Really cute!

As she's 15 years old now, she's in a hurry to show the world that she has matured (like all teenagers). She was given this totally different adult look for V Magazine.





It screams 1960's. Her makeup is ok (as ok as it will ever be in black & white), but the girl got lost in all that hair. I don't know a thing about high fashion, but I'm not too crazy about all that teased up hair. It just looks messy.





She looks much better here. Golly, she has really become this sophisticated young lady! I only wish I was a little bit like her when I was 15.




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Brittany Murphy dies at 32



As if the number of dead celebrities aren't enough for this year, I have just found out that Brittany Murphy has passed away.


She wasn't that big of a star, I know. She didn't have that many movies and she wasn't a particularly brilliant actress. But having just had my birthday last week, it makes me nervous that she died at 32 years old. To my mind, she is much too young.

Brittany Murphy apparently died of natural causes, after collapsing in her bathroom just several hours ago. It is not clear what those "natural causes" are, but I just hope she's not another druggie.




The girl I know as Shellie of Sin City...





...and Molly of Uptown Girls is now gone.


I hope she finds peace wherever she is.



Source: OMG

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Jennifer Lopez Falls on Louboutins



Have you seen Jennifer Lopez' performance of Louboutins at the American Music Awards? Yeah, she fell on her big ass. Thank goodness for all that cushioning -- she danced like nothing happened!


Wonder if she was wearing a pair of Louboutins that night, just to make her point?



J. Lo claims that she intended to fall down.

Errr... yeah, right.

Granted, she did fall in time for a big beat.


Reminds me of somebody else who fell off the stage and acted like nothing happened.


*Ehem* Beyonce, that's you.






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Demi Moore has been mutilated!



Remember
this post?

Photoshopping models isn't exactly a new thing. We have been scandalised over and over that we've become numb to the situation. I know that when I buy a magazine, I know that I'm buying an illusion (which I gladly succumb to).

And since they are promoting a dream, sloppiness is inexcusable!





Demi Moore is on the cover of W Magazine in December, and the artists and editors have managed to defile the actress in a horrible manner...





... Demi currently has a large chunk of her hips missing, which does not align with her lovely, normal-looking thigh.



Oi fashion magazine people! We already know that you Photoshop everything and since you're doing it anyway, you should at least make your work realistic!



Source: BoingBoing.net



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Manny Pacquiao with "Mystery Woman"



There is more controversy about Manny Pacquiao and his Jimmy Kimmel television show appearance apart from his "de honesty too much" song. Manny Pacquiao was apparently spotted driving away from the studio with a woman that wasn't his wife, Jinkee.


How mysterious!


Here's the video, so you be the judge.





Gossip girls say that it's rumored girlfriend-on-the-side, Krista Ranillo.

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I don't really want to defend cheating men (if he really is cheating), but I couldn't really see who was in the car with him in the first place.

What do you guys think?




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Boyzone's Stephen Gately Dies



I've just read on
TMZ that gay Boyzone member, Stephen Gately, had died suddenly while in Spain. Unfortunately, the official statement only said that he "tragically died."

Which makes me wonder, as these days it seems fashionable to die on an "accidental drug overdose." I guess we shall just have to wait and see.

Rest in peace, anyway, Mr No-Matter-What.





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