Coffee Can Shrink Your Boobs (daw)

Studies have shown, apparently, that drinking at least 3 cups of coffee a day shrinks women's breast sizes. Well, at least that's what scientists have said on the UK Daily Mail --

"...there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts as around half of all women possess a gene that has been shown to link breast size to coffee intake."

I don't know if I want to buy this one, because I drink at least 2 cups a day, and if anything, I think my tatas even grew a little bigger (along with my overall girth). If I start drinking 3 or more cups, will my boobs become flat as a pancake? It's quite unlikely. It will definitely give me bad breath, though. Gross.

And if coffee can shrink breasts, can't it shrink my tummy tubs as well? I don't see that it could. It doesn't make sense at all, and I think it's a waste of research fund money. Pfttt.

Oh, but wait! Maybe guys with man-boobs can try this out to see if they can get rid of them??? Whaddya guys think? Hahaha!

Can you guys get this girl 2 venti Americanos from Starbucks?

She needs it.

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Anonymous said...

OMG...thank god i don't drink coffee :p

November 28, 2008 at 2:50 PM
Kelvin Uy said...

nice's the first time i heard this..nice recommendation i try dpat ng mga men na may man boobs..LOL!=p

November 28, 2008 at 4:07 PM
elmie said...

@ jerine

you're a lucky girl! hahaha


o di ba. you never know, it could work! hahaha

November 28, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Anonymous said...

lol. nice post. I drink far too much coffee, but then again spend alot of time in the gym, so dont have man boobs haha

November 28, 2008 at 5:23 PM
-JoJo- said...

I dont drink coffee.... but i'm a male XD

November 28, 2008 at 6:02 PM
elmie said...

@ wiggy

if i drink more coffee and go to the gym too, i think my boobs will definitely go back to puberty size.hehe!

@ jojo

lucky you! XD

November 28, 2008 at 7:02 PM

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Siguro nga truth ito, kasi kaya pala yung lola ko ayaw magkape... hmmm now I know. Salamaz este salamat :D

November 29, 2008 at 2:04 PM
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