Coffee Can Shrink Your Boobs (daw)

Studies have shown, apparently, that drinking at least 3 cups of coffee a day shrinks women's breast sizes. Well, at least that's what scientists have said on the UK Daily Mail --


"...there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts as around half of all women possess a gene that has been shown to link breast size to coffee intake."


I don't know if I want to buy this one, because I drink at least 2 cups a day, and if anything, I think my tatas even grew a little bigger (along with my overall girth). If I start drinking 3 or more cups, will my boobs become flat as a pancake? It's quite unlikely. It will definitely give me bad breath, though. Gross.

And if coffee can shrink breasts, can't it shrink my tummy tubs as well? I don't see that it could. It doesn't make sense at all, and I think it's a waste of research fund money. Pfttt.

Oh, but wait! Maybe guys with man-boobs can try this out to see if they can get rid of them??? Whaddya guys think? Hahaha!

Can you guys get this girl 2 venti Americanos from Starbucks?

She needs it.