Katy Perry is a cuckoo -- no, I mean a peacock.

During the recently concluded MTV European Music Awards, Katy Perry wore this dress --

Think you've seen it somewhere?

Think that the bust part looks like eyes?

And the royal blueness of the whole thing, it makes you think of...


Peacock.

Yes, that's it! Katy Perry looks like a peacock!

If Katy's trying to make some kind of statement, then I may need a rocket scientist to de-code this one. It's just too damn deep. I think her make-up is great, though, to be fair. Heh.

The peacock dress reminds me of another bird --

Hehe. Remember that?

Here's more of Katy Perry's eccentric dress taste --

If that carousel actually spins, I might just applaud her for it.

This is a dress that my poker-addict boyfriend may actually want me to wear in public.