My condition vs the celebrity condition

Bikini season's definitely over and I managed to avoid wearing it as much as possible. I hadn't been feeling too great about my body recently (especially after I saw my photos during our Ilocos holiday earlier this year) and I managed to put a teeny-weeny bit of weight off.

I lost a little bit on my tummy and maybe 2mm on my arms, but no changes whatsoever on my hips, bum, thighs and legs. In fact, if I didn't know any better, they might even have gotten bigger!

Aging is depressing, I'm tellin' yah. My metabolism is the speed of a slug eversince I turned 27.

HOWEVER, I've found a little picker-upper for my battered self-esteem -- I just make my way through to The Celebrity Condition website:

Wohohoho! Apparently in TCC (The Celebrity Condition, if you've forgotten), Mischa Barton is the Queen of Cellulite.

If she has this much of it, then she had just cheered me up for the day! Thanks luv!

These are supposedly Kate Moss' legs. If this is true, then it's the end of the world!

Jeez, saggy much? Even Uma's not immune to gravity.

I feel much better now. Heh.

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