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Eavesdropping at the opticians

An old lady was having her eyes tested and came out to show her son and another woman how she looked wearing the test glasses -- you know, these ones:

Mother: Bagay ba sa akin? Hehehe! (Does this suit me? Hehehe!)

Son: Ma, you look like a bunny rabbit!

Woman: Yah, banny rebbit! Hahaha!


Took a taxi home after that and the driver said to me:

Saang fart po ng Pioneer kayo? (Which fart of Pioneer are you headed?)


Watching Wowowee's Miss Fitrum:

Question: Kung maihahalintulad mo ang sarili mo sa isang prutas, anong prutas iyon? (If you can relate yourself with a fruit, which fruit would that be?)

Contestant: Maihahalintulad ko ang sarili ko sa isang mangosten. (I can relate myself to a mangosten.)

(Dearie, it's mangosteen. With a double "e.")

I know, I know. I'm evil. Hehehe.

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