How NOT to wear a tank top



Mariah Carey had just taught me how NOT to wear a sleeveless top or dress. She attended the 2008 World Music Awards in Monte Carlo in this dress --



No offense*, but if her boobs were not as saggy then maybe I wouldn't have noticed it.

And because this sight is burning a hole through my already weak eyes, I have tried to make it more 'conservative.'



She likes butterflies, right? She could've worn this dress with a REALLY HUGE butterfly brooch. I think it suits.



Or she could've worn a tube top underneath the dress (yes, I am aware that my Photoshop skills are abysmal.)


Thankfully, the show's producers made her change into something more respectable and soooooo much more flattering for her.

Whew. Much better.





*I believe that when you say "no offense," you can say something totally insulting and still be forgiven. Heh.



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9 Comments:

renaye said...

well mariah carey sometimes have very bad taste in fashion. she should change her fashion consultant.

December 10, 2008 at 12:41 PM
eMz said...

i agree! XD

December 10, 2008 at 12:52 PM
anonymark said...

for a millionaire she dresses like a prostitute. i miss the wholesome mariah of my youth.

December 10, 2008 at 1:10 PM
acura said...

I am just glad she did not wear that dress along with her tiny pants

December 10, 2008 at 2:20 PM
eMz said...

anonymark:

yeah, it's like she had gone bonkers after splitting up with her husband.hehe

acura:

well, i'm not sure if she didn't because we can't see the bottom half of the photo. hehe!

December 10, 2008 at 3:26 PM
Jesse said...

Lewl, Maybe showing a huge portion of t*ts is the latest fashion trend in hollywood. Well, just maybe. :D

December 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Kelvin Uy said...

wee..haha..pero ganda ng legs ni mariah ah^^

December 10, 2008 at 9:58 PM
Bear Bear said...

I like her music, but not her fashion. XD

December 11, 2008 at 12:17 PM
eMz said...

Jesse:

Maybe. she needs to fire her stylist! XD

Kelvin:

infernez, i agree! XD


Bearbear:

me too! she just wears clothes that make her look really cheap when she's so talented.

December 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM
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