Dialogues out of nowhere #2

I was going down the elevator alone one night, when the door opened at some random floor. A guy was standing in front of and asked me:

Guy: Is this elevator working?

Me: (Holding the door open) Errr... yeah?

(Well, duh. I'm already in it, isn't it obvious?)

Guy: (Enters) I thought it was broken because there was a sign downstairs when I came up.

Me: Oh.
(There was no sign when I came in a couple of minutes ago)

Guy: Are you Korean?

Me: No. (I never ever thought that I looked remotely Korean, but whatever.)

Guy: Are you Filipino then?

Me: Yes. (What is this, 20 Questions time? Faaaaak it.)

(Elevator opens)

Guy: Bye, thanks!

Me: (muttering) Thank God.

That was the longest elevator ride, ever.

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Dale Bacar said...

lol. type ka lang nun. nabighani mo lang. :D

December 30, 2008 at 7:28 PM
eMz said...

nung na-discover nyang di ako korean, nawalan ng gana! wahahaha

December 31, 2008 at 12:34 AM
- i.r.v.i.n.e - said...

haha. he was too lonely i guess. lol

December 31, 2008 at 3:33 AM
mYsTyLe said...

it's not a human for sure... glad that you are ok...

December 31, 2008 at 9:51 AM
Dale Bacar said...

D ka naman mukang Korean aaaaaa. Layo.

December 31, 2008 at 10:08 AM
eMz said...


or maybe he's bored.. or worse, crazy. hehe


well, there wasn't really much he could do in 10secs. hehe!


yun na nga ang mystery of the century eh. hahaha

December 31, 2008 at 11:42 AM
zє๓ค๔-ﻮคlz said...


December 31, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Roanna said...

so he's not hot? hindi longest ride yan kung hot eh haha

January 2, 2009 at 3:50 AM
eMz said...

roanna, EKSAKLI. kung hot sha baka pinindot ko pa lahat ng floors para tumagal. bwehehehe!

January 3, 2009 at 10:10 AM
The_Light's_Herald said...

stalker mo yun.

January 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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