Dialogues out of nowhere #2



I was going down the elevator alone one night, when the door opened at some random floor. A guy was standing in front of and asked me:


Guy: Is this elevator working?

Me: (Holding the door open) Errr... yeah?

(Well, duh. I'm already in it, isn't it obvious?)


Guy: (Enters) I thought it was broken because there was a sign downstairs when I came up.

Me: Oh.
(There was no sign when I came in a couple of minutes ago)



Guy: Are you Korean?

Me: No. (I never ever thought that I looked remotely Korean, but whatever.)

Guy: Are you Filipino then?

Me: Yes. (What is this, 20 Questions time? Faaaaak it.)


(Elevator opens)


Guy: Bye, thanks!

Me: (muttering) Thank God.




That was the longest elevator ride, ever.



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10 Comments:

Dale Bacar said...

lol. type ka lang nun. nabighani mo lang. :D

December 30, 2008 at 7:28 PM
eMz said...

nung na-discover nyang di ako korean, nawalan ng gana! wahahaha

December 31, 2008 at 12:34 AM
- i.r.v.i.n.e - said...

haha. he was too lonely i guess. lol

December 31, 2008 at 3:33 AM
mYsTyLe said...

it's not a human for sure... glad that you are ok...

December 31, 2008 at 9:51 AM
Dale Bacar said...

D ka naman mukang Korean aaaaaa. Layo.

December 31, 2008 at 10:08 AM
eMz said...

irvine:

or maybe he's bored.. or worse, crazy. hehe


mystyle:

well, there wasn't really much he could do in 10secs. hehe!


dale:

yun na nga ang mystery of the century eh. hahaha

December 31, 2008 at 11:42 AM
zє๓ค๔-ﻮคlz said...

weirdo.

December 31, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Roanna said...

so he's not hot? hindi longest ride yan kung hot eh haha

January 2, 2009 at 3:50 AM
eMz said...

roanna, EKSAKLI. kung hot sha baka pinindot ko pa lahat ng floors para tumagal. bwehehehe!

January 3, 2009 at 10:10 AM
The_Light's_Herald said...

stalker mo yun.

January 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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