Public display of desperation

Gadzooks, it's been a while hasn't it? I got really swamped up in the Christmas rush and there's loads of work in the office because we're understaffed that now I'm beginning to have panic attacks because I can't update my site.

So tragically busy.

I remember this one night I went out with the boys when we passed by our neighbour's door ....


Someone wants to be desperately forgiven for some heinous act.


Since our neighbour's a nice-looking lady in her early 30's, I hazard a guess that she had caught her man in a "loving embrace" with another woman. I don't think he would look this guilty otherwise.

And as my friends are great artists, they added a little something-something to the exhibit to make it a little bit more.... commercially appealing.


Ok, so the handwriting's bad. Hehe!

They added "to put it in my pooper" to the note that said "I need you!"

Oh I know it's rude, but they asked for it! You don't put personal stuff like that out in the open for the public to see!

If I were to see those notes on MY DOOR, I would've dumped that guy's sorry ass a million more times for humiliating me.

And to think those things had been up at least three days. Jeez. Looks like our neighbour had gone away for the weekend to forget the whole thing, then she sees that? It's a disgusting display of emasculation.

One tip to all you males out there ---

Do NOT grovel. It may only make things worse for you.

*I only hope that my neighbour doesn't read blogs. hehehe!

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Dale Bacar said...

Yeah no grovelling. Puppy dog eyes work fine! hehe.

December 23, 2008 at 12:37 PM
eMz said...

abso-flippin-lutely! XD

December 23, 2008 at 1:01 PM
jerine said...

what an interesting neighborhood

December 23, 2008 at 9:24 PM
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