Dialogues out of nowhere #2

I was going down the elevator alone one night, when the door opened at some random floor. A guy was standing in front of and asked me:


Guy: Is this elevator working?

Me: (Holding the door open) Errr... yeah?

(Well, duh. I'm already in it, isn't it obvious?)


Guy: (Enters) I thought it was broken because there was a sign downstairs when I came up.

Me: Oh. (There was no sign when I came in a couple of minutes ago)



Guy: Are you Korean?

Me: No. (I never ever thought that I looked remotely Korean, but whatever.)

Guy: Are you Filipino then?

Me: Yes. (What is this, 20 Questions time? Faaaaak it.)


(Elevator opens)


Guy: Bye, thanks!

Me: (muttering) Thank God.




That was the longest elevator ride, ever.