Jeez. That is just sick, you know? CNN's iReport announced that Rick Astley was found dead in a Berlin hotel room the other day, I nearly believed it because that was CNN gawddamnit.
I feel sorry for the guy. He might have shopping for groceries yesterday when someone would've come up to him and said "Hey, I thought you were dead!"
It's just stupid. I know it's fun to Rickroll and stuff, but this was NOT funny at all.
I will never die. Bwahahaha!