This may be a little, uhmmm, offensive. Shoo your children away from the computer now.
As in NOW.
If you had lost your virginity, or maybe need an extra one (just in case), then you need not look further than your local drugstore.
No more worrying if your parents find out or waiting for The One, as you can lose your virginity over and over with this new breakthrough. No surgery required!
All of that for just Php 99!
You can even ask your boyfriend to buy it for you.
Heck, he can use it too.