New Moonies

I've written before about how
Stephenie Meyer sucks at being a writer.

I had seen Twilight the movie and thought that was sickening. It was all I could do not to gag on my own bed while seeing all the bad acting that was going on. I had to watch it on two tries, as I couldn't take the cheese.

I vowed not to watch New Moon at the cinema, as I can imagine myself groaning loudly to myself at the cheesy bits. So I decided to wait for the DVD instead, and watch it at the privacy of my own bedroom.

So the books suck, the movies suck and the writer sucks. Why is it, then, that women everywhere are going gaga over them? The male population of the world look down on the other sex with utter disgust.

They just don't get it.

The girls don't see Bella in the story, they see themselves. Every girl lusted over an exciting, popular and handsome bad boy at least once in their lives, thinking they could change them into a sensitive guy. A guy that would suddenly always be there to save them, hang on to their every word and won't care about anything or anybody else. I'm sure Gabriela or the women's lib aren't too happy with this set back regarding the damsel-in-distress thing. Tsk.

What Twilight does is remind the girls of those feelings. The vampire/werewolf thing was just a side note. The story is all about feelings.

Twilight is basically girl-porn. Hehe!

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Clarriscent said...

You said it. I also am appalled on how teenage girls faint over the sight of Robert Pattinson thinking he's Edward Cullen in real life. The book is also a waste of perfectly happy trees for that matter. The truth of the matter is, the Twilight series is nothing but pocket boyfriends for tweens of all ages. I am disgusted that I share the same chromosomal pattern with these beings. End rant.

December 3, 2009 at 12:50 PM
youngcampbell said...

i watch twilight and only felt the thrill during the fight scenes after playing football. a lot of people said that the movie was great but, there's nothing special really. for the second movie, didnt even mind watching. there are a lot of interesting movies out there :))

December 3, 2009 at 5:42 PM
Judd said...

That poster is disturbing. Gay porn, not girl porn! Kadire haha.

December 6, 2009 at 1:39 AM
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