Don't bother if you're eating

I wanted to talk about something significant (like the weather), but instead I'll talk about me. I don't recall eating anything weird last Sunday, but I've been feeling quite poorly since.

Yesterday, it was so bad I had to go home early. I thought it was trapped wind, but I had drained all the air out of me and the pain was still there. I've also taken antacids, which also failed.

Now, I'm trying Buscopan and it helped a bit, however, I now have IBS (look it up).

I won't go to the doctor unless it's absolutely necessary (I hate hospitals and clinics).

I'm beginning to think that the universe is against me going to my Boracay holiday on Friday -- I'm black and blue (from the fall) and now I have a stomach upset.

What's next, I wonder?

With that, I'm off to Poo-land.