Stress busted in Boracay

It has been confirmed -- I was poorly all of last week, right? Come Friday though, I was doing quite well. No tummy cramps within the borders of Boracay Island. All that shit (pun!) was due to stress. Pfttt.

Before anything else!

Hanlande ng lola!

For the benefit of non-Filipinos, you get to Boracay Island by taking a domestic flight to either Caticlan or Kalibo Airport. Caticlan is a lot easier though, because it cuts out the 2-hour land travel that you need to take when landing via Kalibo.

Then you take a small boat from Caticlan port to Boracay Island. You then take either a tricycle or the hotel service to your lodgings (that depends on whether you arranged a transfer service with your hotel).

Pose longkatootz!!!

The journey sounds complicated, but it's all worth it when you get there, so don't worry.

If you suddenly (heaven forbid) lose all your luggage (but not your wallet), you can buy almost anything out there. I've lost my beloved sunglasses just before I left, so I had to buy a cheap pair of fake Dior glasses from D'Mall (it's a bazaar place in the island where you can do all your shopping).

It was an excellent purchase at Php150, but I got really annoyed with the logo and had the bf take it off.

I would very much like to photoshop off that guy in the trunks because he ruined our photo, but I'm too lazy.

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too funny said...

almost spit up my drink reading your comment about 'fake' CD sunnies. There exists nowhere in the Philippines real, non counterfeit designer sunglasses. hahahahah, too funny. that bulky offensive Yoko Ono looking bizarre huge sunglasses look only exists in the Philippines anymore. the rest of the world grew out of that 20 years ago.

joke: how can you tell a Filipina from other asian girls?
A: it will be the short one with huge sunglasses, the preggers body-skirt, and acting snobbish when shes dirt poor.

May 20, 2009 at 4:26 AM
eMz said...

wow. that was harsh...and racist.

May 20, 2009 at 8:04 AM
sendzki said...

woah..boracay...i wanna go there kkk

May 20, 2009 at 8:52 AM
eMz said...

tara leshgowwww

May 20, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Judd said...

Too Funny: Think you're too funny?

Who do you think you are? You're a racist coward hiding behind your computer. At least have the guts to show your email address or website and defend yourself from what we have to say about your stupid comment.

I don't give a damn about your last note being a "joke" because you're the only joke around here, and no, you're not "too funny" at all.

Where are you from? And where you're from, do they give grammar lessons?

If you're really up for a fight, bring it on. My web address is as posted and my email address is Let's set a date and a place and I'll take you on.

May 20, 2009 at 1:43 PM
eMz said...

easy lang judd, you should use simple words for retards like him/her/it.

May 20, 2009 at 6:16 PM
jenn_US said...

i enjoyed the photos!!! can't wait for my time to go to Boracay next year..

May 21, 2009 at 9:36 AM
eMz said...

i'm sure you can't, cuz i can't wait either! hahaha

May 21, 2009 at 12:31 PM
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